Top Ten Obamarama

Whatever happens on election day, the little socialist squirrel known as BHO will have lots to say and do.

So, in the spirit of levity (which is needed now to keep sane) a top ten should help set this all in perspective.

Top Ten Things that will be heard in Obama headquarters if he WINS:
10. Hey yall! Send my boy Biden out to buy us a case of gin.
9. Lose the ties, bruthers. Break out the 'forms and da FUBU's
8. Somebody call Snoop Dog and ax him if'n he wants to be my secretary of dope!
7. I want the limo replaced with a slammed 61 Chevy.....wit dubs, homey
6. Oprah is on line two dog, and she sounds hongry!
5. Yo! Some white dude wants to know if you're gonna pay back your college loan! Want me to bust a cap in his _ _ _?
4. It's your aunt in Baltimore. She wants a job moppin' flo's!
3. Yo dawg, we gonna call it da black house from now on! Word!
2. Git Bill on the line. Tell him to send up some of those skeezers from Arkansas!
1. Tell Bill Ayres we grillin' at his crib tonight!