Debate Advice

Just for fun...

Presidential candidates are prepped for debates like airplanes are for flight, as in, thoroughly - top to bottom. So for a few laughs, here is a top ten for Barry Obama's prep for the first debate.

Top Ten Comments Made to Barry Minutes Before His Debate With McCain:

10. "Yo dog, be fierce!"
9. "Remember, for the next 90 minutes, you are not a left wing extremist -- you are a 'fair and balanced moderate.' So be sure to look both directions when talking."
8. "Point with your thumb with conviction, like Slick Willy did."
7. "Shank dat fool if'n he gets up in yo grill!"
6. "Try your best to look older and more experienced than you are. You can pull that off."
5. "When in doubt, always fall back to, 'George Bush is EVIL!' "
4. "Remember...it's not a lie, if you really believe it."
3. "Remember, it's not a lie unless it's proven otherwise in a court with a really conservative judge presiding."
2. "If you get stuck, just ask yourself, 'what would Oprah do?' "
1. "Be sure not to refer to Iran as a 'little bitty country.' We don't need that again!"