Political Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons Democrats Are Upset with Sarah Palin

10. She killed an Elk. With a gun. They don't even know how to hold a gun.
9. She put an executive plane up for sale, and didn't even trash the interior beforehand. Hillary is really baffled by this.
8. She never tried to organize her community. She only ran for mayor.
7. Her unwed daughter is not signing up for food stamps and government assistance, and/or going for an abortion. Who does she think she is?
6. She has never asked a guy in a wheel chair to stand up.
5. She has the audacity to be attractive. The chicks the Dem's last ran would point if you threw a bird in the room with them.
4. She grew up in a small town, and lives in Alaska. Alaska people! Come on! Is that even a state?!
3. She has never run off a bridge, stone drunk, and drowned a cheap date. Everyone knows you haven't lived until you've run off a bridge stone drunk before. Some experience.
2. The American public is comparing her experience to Barry Obama's, which is in clear violation of the bass-ackwards Democratic smear techniques approved by the Geneva convention.
1. Barbara Streisand, Katie Couric, Whoopie Goldberg, and a bunch of other skanky sluts hate her, and she doesn't even seem to care. The audacity!